- grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
- me: grandma you're like 80
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
maybe i build walls to see who cares enough to break them down.
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying
And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.
sometimes I forget gay marriage is illegal because, like, wow that’s so fucking dumb
Christians this 4/20 be like